Why oh why oh why?
Innocent I was.
Yet out of the bluddy machine
Plop, plop, plop
Came a soya bean.
YA CAN'T BLAME ME FOR BEING SO FRIGGIN PISSED MAN.
I MEAN. WHEN THE PICTURE SHOWS YOU A BEAUTIFUL JUICY LYCHEE IT MEANS THAT LYCHEE'S GONNA COME OUT WHEN YOU PUSH THE BUTTON RIGHT?
RIGHT.
Anyone'd expect that.
So it really didn't make sense
When SOYA BEAN came out instead!
WHY IS THAT BLUDDY MACHINE SO DENSE.
When people press the lychee button you give them soya bean of ALL REVOLTING DRINKS! UGH. The ENTIRE lychee row was like FILLED with SOYA BEAN PACKETS.
And the PEOPLE who filled it with soya bean! NOT FUNNY. What if a person's dying of lychee starvation and soya bean comes out? IT CAN KILL. T.T
Today I gave away a total of three soya bean drinks.
Spent a total of $2 trying to get 2 lychee drinks (which, thankfully, I DID get in the end.)
Fate of #1 soya bean: Gave to Aggie and told her to find someone who <3 soya bean.
Fate of #2 soya bean: Stuffed down Gayle's throat.
Fate of #3 soya bean: Hopefully slurped up by Gayle's sis, who hopefully didn't throw it away.
See I found all of them good homes. Instead of dumping them in the dustbin where they belong for such a HENIOUS CRIME as IMPERSONATING LYCHEE.
ARGH.
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Darkening Dawn
