Matters of InconsequenceI do say, my Revered Patrons... I have encountered a considerably disturbing problem in my analysis of my friendz4eva characters, whom incidentally have lain low for quite some time now. Friendz4eva are people, they live together in a
community (interacting and doing various activites, etc, etc), they have agriculture and pirates and enemies who live in Distant Lands and threaten to ravage the peace of the Land of Friendship. Thus they are living things like any other.
HOWEVER. There is a criteria to be alive...
Ya gotta know how to REPRODUCE.
And thus the problem presents itself. How can friendz4eva characters reproduce? The eggs cannot get pregnant. They are already round enough as it is. (Take a moment to visualize this: A circle with another protruding circle at the side. Ugh. Like yeast budding.) They cannot crack in half and let the newborn egg climb out. It is biologically impossible and would also ruin the atmosphere of this blissful land, if everytime a child were to be born the parents had to die.
...
How?
- the Darkening Dawn
